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Funny jokes for you.............enjoy this!

2011-07-31T05:04:00.000-07:00

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.

First player came from Germany, and swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes an Indian player, he took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away.

Then the judge asked "Kya Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Player replied, "Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"

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God comes and says :- "I want the men to form two queues :- one queue for men who had control over their women and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.

Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.

God returns, the women are gone, and there are two queues.

The queue for men who were controlled by their women is 10 miles long, and in the queue for men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God is flabbergasted and says, " All you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your women.

Only one of my sons stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

What kind of -ESE are you???

2011-05-07T00:12:00.000-07:00

An interesting joke in my mail: read it....

A white American was sitting next to a Japanese on the plane on way from Tokyo to LA. Then American looks to the Japanese and asks, "Tell me, what kind of -ESE are you?" and he laughed.

The confused Japanese thought for a while and asked back, "Sorry sir, but I do not know what you are asking."

So arrogant American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you? Why it is difficult to respond" Japanese was still confused.

The American, now irritated yelled, "What kind of -ESE are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and or what?"

The embarrassed Japanese smiled and replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of ‘-KEE’ are you".

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -KEE am I?"

The Japanese said, "Well are you a Yankee, Donkee, or a Monkee?"

Kaal theke dekhchi tumi jakhuni KISS korcho, nijer chokh ta bandho karcho na, kano bolo to??

2011-05-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

Here is something funny and joky.......which was forwarded by a friend.....the original joke came in Bengali language, must read....and enjoy....

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Premika: Kaal theke dekhchi tumi jakhuni KISS korcho, nijer chokh ta bandho karcho na, kano bolo to??
Premi: Na...emon kono kaaran nei.....
Premika: Na...kichu to ache, er aage dine tumi to chokh bando kore chumu (KISS) kheyechile, bolo.
Premi: Sei din aamar uporer pocket theke ekti 100 takar note kom chilo.

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I am translating the above bengali joke in English below: read and enjoy...

Lover girl: Why your eyes open wild, when taking KISS.
Lover boy: No...there is no any special cause for it.....
Lover girl: No...you're hidden somthing, previous days you always take kiss by shut ur eyes...please tell me.
Lover boy: On that day I found less an One Hundred Rupees note.

Neck Exercises to do at the computer

2011-04-24T01:35:00.000-07:00

How about Neck Exercise to do on the computer?? A good one... check it

It is advised to do this exercise every 20 minutes It is simply, read this text by turning your head to follow the direction of vertical lines.

Now, don't you feel better??

Forward it to your friend and have fun!

HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!

2011-02-13T04:31:00.000-08:00

The valentine day is near and everyone is preparing to propose, anyway here is a good song, hope it'll make your day! HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!

Every night in my dreams

I see you. I feel you.

That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never go till we're one

Love was when I loved you

One true time I hold to

In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not

go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,

And I know that my heart will go on

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You want a girl friend??? .... See this .... very funny

2011-02-08T03:13:00.000-08:00

Newton's Law on Love - Funny one

2011-02-06T04:54:00.000-08:00

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

How to Get a girl to Like you

2011-02-02T03:23:00.000-08:00

What is Love?

2011-01-14T03:24:00.000-08:00

What is love? A good definition....read below

SAMJHO TO EHSAAS
DEKHO TO RISHTA
KAHO TO LAFZ
CHAHO TO DOSTI
KARLO TO IBADAT
NIBHAO TO WADA
TUT JAYE TO MUKADDAR
PAR MIL JAYE TO "JANNAT".

Teacher & student's Funny JOKES

2011-01-11T08:14:00.000-08:00

Teacher - What is your name?

Student - Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher - When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.
Student - My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher - What is the fullform of maths.

Students - Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

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Teacher - Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Student - Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.

Just sharing with a funny and good email:

2011-01-09T00:49:00.000-08:00

Just sharing with a funny and good email, hope you will like it:

1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)..
Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.

Bus No. 54 - A good joke

2010-10-31T02:56:00.000-07:00

Checking the e-mail, I found this funny joke, you will like it:

Banta was visiting Delhi for the first time. He wanted to see the Palika Bazaar. Unfortunately, he couldn`t find it, so he asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Palika Bazaar?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It`ll take you right there."

Banta thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, Banta is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Palika Bazaar, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

Banta replied, "Don`t worry, officer, it won`t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

Aksar Jab Hum Aapko Yaad Karte Hain

2010-10-13T06:00:00.000-07:00

Aksar Jab Hum Aapko Yaad Karte Hain
Apne Rab Se Yehi Fariyad Karte Hain
Umar Hamari Bhi Lag Jaye Aapko
Kyonki Hum Dosto Ko Khud Se Zyada Pyaar Karte Hain !!

Mohabbat Wafa Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Duniya Gum Ke Siwa Kuch Nahi
Uske Paas Humare Siwa Sab Kuch Hai
Par Humare Pass Uske Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi !!

Apna Banakar Bhula Raha Hai Koi
Khwab Dikha Kar Sula Raha Hai Koi
Meet Jayenge Bin Tere Hum
Ye Jante Hai phir Bhi
Paas Bulakar Dur ja Raha Hai Koi!!

Hum Na Rahenge Fasane Na Rahenge
Phir Yaad Aane Ke Zamane Na Rahenge
Tum Yaad To Karoge Hume
Magar Paas Bulane Ke Bahane Na Rahenge!!

Jab Rat Ko Yaad Uski Aati Hai
Sitaron Me Uski Tasvir Nazar Aati Hai
Khojti Hai Nigahe Us Pyare Shaks Ko
Yaad Mein Jiski Subah Ho Jati Hai!!

एक चीता Cigarette का कश लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला:

2010-09-15T09:34:00.000-07:00

A good joke from my inbox.......

एक चीता Cigarette का कश लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला: " मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है, आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो", चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा.

आगे एक हाथी अफीम पी रहा था, चूहा फिर बोला, "हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ भागो, देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है, आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो" हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा.

आगे शेर whisky पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था, चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा. शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे.

हाथी बोला, "अरे ये तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा है, क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को?"

शेर बोला, "यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा".

Collection of good hindi Love SMS & Friendship SMS!

2010-09-05T00:44:00.000-07:00

Collection of good hindi Love SMS & Friendship SMS.

Pal-pal Tarse Us Pal Ke Liye,
Pal Aaya Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye.
Socha Tha Use Zindagi Ka ek Hasin Pal Bana Lenge,
Par Woh Pal Ruka Bhi To Kuch Pal Ke Liye!!

Ek Dua Mangte Hai Hum Apne Bhagwan Se...
Chahte Hai Aapki Khushi Pure Imaan Se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-O-Jaan Se!!

Har Baar Dil Se Yeh Paigaam Aaye
Zubaan Kholu To Tera Hi Naam Aaye
Tum He Kyon Bhaye Dil Ko Kya Malum
Jab Nazron Ke Saamne Haseen Tamaam Aaye!

Kinaro Pe Sagar Ke Khazane Nahi Aate,
Fir Jeevan Mein Dost Purane Nahi Aate,
Jee Lo In Palo Ko Has Ke Janab,
Fir Laut Ke Dosti Ke Zamane Nahi Aate!!

Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kaun Karega
Jab Hum Na Rhe To Dosti Kon Karga
A Khuda Mere Dosto Ko Salmat Rakhna
Warna Meri Sadi Me Dance Kaun Karega!!

Teri Pyari Si Umeed Kaise Tod Jaaun
Tu Khwab Dekhe Aur Main Nazar Na Aaun
Kuch To Baat Hai Dosti Me Apni
Kya Tere Kadam Nahi Kahte Ek Baar Mil Aau!!

Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi

2010-09-04T09:44:00.000-07:00

The followings some Hindi Shayris found from an e-mail message. They are beautiful ... enjoy it...have a good day!

Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
Dost milte nahi bichhud jane ke liye,
Dosti karne se khush rahoge itna,
Ki waqt milega nahi aasun bahane ke liye
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Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....

Ek aur tension!

2010-08-29T01:15:00.000-07:00

Yesterday after choosing a message from my friends mobile, as he have gets new message everyday which is arrive in his handset mobile, I found one which is really good and laughing, which is I am going to share with you, just tell me how's that tension....

An adult boy walking throughout the road side corner....suddenly he saw a lady which is lying on the stair inside a medical shop. And boy asked about her problem....

Ladka: Kya hua aapko?

Ladki: Mujhe hospital le chalo...

and boy taken her to the nearby hospital..where a doctor checked her properly...and said to the boy...

Doctor: Congrat! Aap BAAP banne wale hai...

Ladka: What!!! he got tensioned about this...and after a big pause he tell the doctor that he is not the father of upcoming child....but the girl forced him by saying that he is the father of the uncoming child....The boy getting more tensed! And he again said that he is not!

In the meantime the police came in between and told the boy to check up his DNA etc.

After receiving the report police said that he is not the father of the upcoming child. The boy got happy by listening this report. and enquire about how do they know...doctor ne kaha ki tum kabhi baap nahi ban sakte!

After hearing this the boy getting shocked and thinking about then whose childrens they are, who is in my home and I am the father? Again tension!!!!

Do you like it???

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Romantic Love Ideas for your love

2010-06-20T08:40:00.000-07:00

Love is in the air, why silent....hereis the romantic ideas for the romance and love! Sharing with you....from an old e-mail by friend.

1. Remember to say "I love you" and "I need you" often.
2. Walk hand in hand in the rain.
3. Write a love poem.
4. Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.
5. Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror.
6. Hide love notes in a lunch box, briefcase or purse.
7. Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast.
8. Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper.
9. Take a carriage ride around the city.
10. Plan a surprise getaway.
11. Do your mate's household chores.
12. Write notes on future dates in their date book ("I love you," I miss you," etc.)
13. Make reservations at a favorite restaurant.
14. Let them choose the movie.
15. Give a foot massage.
16. Make a heart-shaped bookmark, and place it in their book.
17. Pop in a romantic music CD and slow dance.
18. Throw a just-because surprise party for two.
19. Buy a stuffed animal for your honey.
20. Read each other's horoscopes.
21. Make a list of the top 10 things you love about your partner.
22. Display it in a prominent place.
23. Tattoo your mate's name on your body.
24. Make an album or scrapbook of your favorite memories together.
25. Go camping together and only take one sleeping bag.
26. Send a mushy message in a bottle...a balloon...a sandwich...
27. Cut out a silly cartoon that you know they'd enjoy.
28. Shower together.
29. Dim the lights, and snuggle together on the couch.
30. Be the first to say "I'm sorry" and kiss and make up.
31. Give each other a full-body massage.
32. Kiss every hour on the hour all day long.
33. Send a gift basket of indulgent items.
34. Write "I'm hot for you" in the steam on the bathroom mirror.
35. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.
36. Fill up the gas tank of your partner's car.
37. Act like teenagers. Maybe even pierce something!
38. Show up with a bouquet of flowers -- for no reason at all.
39. Play Scrabble® together, using as many "love" words as you can.
40. Run a warm bubble bath for your partner, with lots of lit candles.
41. Meet in the park for a picnic.
42. Hold hands.
43. Leave a trail of rose petals through the house, leading to a romantic candlelight dinner.
44. Make a donation in your mate's name to a special cause or charity.
45. Pick up their clothes from the floor -- without saying a word about it.
46. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.
47. Reenact your first date.
48. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.
49. An unexpected hug can brighten any day.
50. Buy a silly, impromptu gift.
51. Send an email just to say "I'm thinking of you."
52. Bring home a balloon bouquet.
53. Serve breakfast in bed.
54. Make an ornament with a picture of both of you for the Christmas tree.
55. Play tag.
56. Wash and wax your partner's car, and leave a little note on the dashboard.
57. Plant a garden together.
58. Leave a mushy message on voicemail.
59. Stay at a hotel for the night, just because.
60. Make angels in the snow.
61. Every time you say "hello" or "goodbye", seal it with a hug and a kiss.
62. Take a drive in the country.
63. Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together.
64. Cast a playful wink any time, anywhere.
65. Think up a list of silly little pet names for times when you're alone together.
66. Read poetry to each other.
67. Celebrate your half-birthdays together.
68. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.
69. Buy that favorite book or CD for no reason at all.
70. Send a care package to work filled with treats like food, photos, candy, a love note, heart-shaped confetti, etc.
71. Go out for the evening and tell people you're on your honeymoon.
72. Take a hike together and carve your initials in a tree.
73. Write a thank you note for all the things you take for granted.
74. Make a fire in the fireplace and roast marshmallows.
75. Tape your favorite TV show and spend the evening talking.
76. Do the dishes together, then apply hand lotion to each other's hands.
77. Write a love letter to your partner and cut it into jigsaw puzzle pieces.
78. Decide on secret signals and use them to communicate with each other in large groups of people.
79. Schedule a regular mid-week "date night" for just the two of you.
80. Do the laundry together.
81. Romance Theater Weekend: reenact each other's favorite love scene - hers on Friday, his on Saturday.
82. Call your partner at work and ask for a date.
83. Pretend you haven't seen each other for a month. Act accordingly.
84. Send a written invitation to do something special.
85. Take turns reading to each other.
86. Stand outside the window and sing a romantic song.
87. Hide favorite candy in your partner's coat pockets.
88. Put a tape recording of your voice (saying anything) in the car stereo and turn it on so it plays when the car starts.
89. Go to a drive-in movie.
90. Get up to turn off the last light after you're both comfy-cozy in bed.
91. Hold each other tight during a thunderstorm.
92. Make a tape recording of favorite love songs.
93. Leave a bunch of bananas on the kitchen table with a note, "I go bananas over you!"
94. Hide love notes in a magazine.
95. Declare your undying love via a telegram.
96. Make a romantic dinner together, and serve it on your finest china.
97. Surprise your partner with a big kiss on the neck.
98. Give unexpected compliments.
99. Share an ice cream cone.
100. Have a picnic on the living room floor.
101. Draw a silly picture of the two of you. Frame it.

Mujhe dard-e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai

2010-05-30T03:10:00.000-07:00

Mujhe dard-e ishq ka mazaa maloom hai,
Dard-e dil ki inteha maloom hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki sazaa maloom hai.

remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life!

2010-05-02T04:18:00.000-07:00

If time doesn't wait for you,
Don't worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life!

Don't copy if you can't paste!

2010-04-25T04:02:00.000-07:00

Few days ago, I joined a group on googlegroup, I got a mail from this group which is really good and fully entertainment product, the email is really good, I can't keep it alone, so I going to share here with you:

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!" By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

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English short jokes - Titanic was sinking.

2010-03-26T04:08:00.000-07:00

The site have a nice collections of jokes, sms, shayaris, hindi shayri, hindi jokes, hindi sms, poems, look at this how's that?

Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

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HAPPY HOLI! - HAVE A COLORFUL, ENJOYING AND SAFE HOLI!

2010-02-28T04:55:00.000-08:00

Happy colourful and enjoyful and safe holi to all my friends!

Here is the best one SMS message I received one of my good friend.....

PEELA rang hai PREET ka,
HARE range mein HARYALI,
NILE range mein sara AMBAR,
LAL rang mein KHUSHIYALI,
YE HOLI AAPKE JEEVAN MEIN SABHI RANG BHAR DE. HAPPY HOLI!

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Speech of 3 Idiots

2010-01-23T22:44:00.000-08:00

I have recently watched the movie 3 Idiots, which is really a nice movie in all aspects. After hearing about the speech (which are given below) from a friend, I can't ignored this movie to see afterall, this movie have the star Aamir Khan, who is my favourite actor all time. So how can I miss it? Here is the speech of 3 idiots...you love to read it and enjoy! have a nice day!

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon]

…aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe]..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

A beautiful lady in a short skirt

2009-12-13T01:13:00.000-08:00

Jokes are the best part of life which gives the laugh for some moment which was really a nice benefit of the jokes. Laughter is best medicine for always. Read the below jokes and laugh:

At morning a beautiful lady in a red coloured short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, 'I have a problem.'

The police man asked her what it is, she points to a man across the street and says, 'See that man?'

The police man replies, 'Yes, is he watching you?'

She replies, 'NO!, that is the problem!'

Read a funny real story: Click here!

girl passing away from where he stand, can't stop to saying these words to the girl: Gorgeous

2009-11-21T21:37:00.000-08:00

Two boys standing beside college, suddenly they saw a girl, who crossing the road to enter the college.

The one boy who is standing beside and girl passing away from where he stand, can't stop to saying these words to the girl: Gorgeous, Alluring, Attractive, Appealing, Sweet, Good-looking, Charming, Glamorous, Beautiful, Eye-catching, Smart, Striking, Fascinating, Beautiful, Bubbly, Sparkling, Full of life, Shining, Vivacious, Energetic, Head turner, Humorous, Smart Witty, Funny Stunning, Lovely, Superb, Exquisite, Fabulous, Excellent, Fantastic, Outstanding, Exceptional, Terrific, Wonderful, Glittering, Tempting, Persuasive, Influential, Credible, Likeable, Attention-grabbing, Impressive, Sparkling, Remarkable, Marvelous, Prominent, Pleasing, Extraordinary, Congenial, Friendly, Good-natured, Great, Amazing, Tremendous, Elegant, Fashionable, Well-groomed, Stylish, Neat, Graceful...

the seond boy astonished and stop him when a second girl is on the way to enter the college and she is black. But the second girl heard the words and said thank you to the first boy and entered the college.

DIL LAGANE KI AARZOO NA RAHI

2009-10-30T22:47:00.000-07:00

A good shyari taken from the web:
Dil lagane ki aarzoo na rahi
Chot khane ki aarzoo na rahi
Kisi ki yaad mein itna roye ki
Ab muskurane ki aarzoo na rahi...

Love sms always with you!

2009-10-17T02:05:00.000-07:00

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

more...

What is Kiss....???

2009-09-08T04:27:00.000-07:00

In Physics:
Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies.

In Computer:
Bodies are connected without any Data Cable or Plug-Ins.

In Geometry:

Kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.

In Economics:

Kiss is that thing for which demand is always higher than supply.

Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada…

2009-09-07T04:09:00.000-07:00

Kuchh pal ke liye aa jao wapas,
Hum dil ki kahani keh denge…
Samjhe na tum aankho se;
Woh baat zubani keh denge…

Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada,
Tere milan se to haath dhona pada,
Tera milna tha khwaab mera;
Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada…

Ek chatai (mat) aur lagao!

2009-09-06T08:50:00.000-07:00

Santa:Itne sarein log football ko lath kyon maar rahe hai?
Banta:Goal karne ke liye.
Santa:Sasura goal hi to hai, aur kitna goal karenge.
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Kuch Chataiyon(mat) pe kuch Sadhu baithe the,
Ek adami aakar bola, Sadhuji kya karu Ladkiyan Line nahi deti?
Sadhu: Chote Sadhu Debdas, ek chatai (mat) aur lagao.

According to Research Girls are hard worker...

2009-08-30T02:47:00.000-07:00

This is a cool joke, which I going to share....

According to Research Girls are hard worker...
You know how???

Don't worry...

I'm telling you ...

Because ...

10 in 100 girls are naturally beautiful

And rest of all

with there hardwork!!!

Junoon se Mehanat

2009-08-25T04:34:00.000-07:00

Daru (wine) Se Nasha Badhta hai
Nashe se Junoon,
Junoon se Mehanat,
Mehanat se Paisa (money),
Paise se izzat,
Matlab izzatdar wohi hai jo,
Daru pita hai.

FILMY| BOLLYWOOD -- SHAYRIS, JOKES, POEMS

2009-07-23T03:34:00.000-07:00

Pani sa pyaas na bujhi,

to maikhane ke taraf chal nikla,

Socha shikayat karoon main tare khuda sa,

Magar khuda bhi tera ashiq nikla

Phool khilte rahein zinagi ki raah mein,

Hasii chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein,

Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko,

Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko…

Ankhein to pyar mein dilki zuban hoti hai,

sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,

pyar mein dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana,

suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.

What's the difference between Dava (medicine) & Daru (wine)?

2009-06-12T04:17:00.001-07:00

What's the difference between Dava (medicine) & Daru (wine)?

Dawa (medicine) is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date and Daru (wine) is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Computer related jokes

2009-06-12T04:11:00.000-07:00

Kal jab mile thhe....to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...your file not found!

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...Tu naa mili

to apni zindagictrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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Shayad mere pyar kotaste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...

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Laakhon honge nigaah meinkabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pekabhi to double-click karo...

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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space.

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Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya Server down ..

MOBILE SMS -- Good one

2009-05-11T22:43:00.000-07:00

A good SMS for mobile lovers who keen and searching for a good SMS to send someone...here is a good SMS you can send.

Geeta Sar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badhta hai. Is liye hey prani, tu BILL ka moh tyaag de or SMS kar, Tabhi tera MOBILE lena safal hoga.

Ja SMS ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, busy ho to kuchh mat kehna, free ho to miss "U" kehna!

A good poem website -- poetry.com

2009-05-10T06:17:00.000-07:00

Today I just came to a site in search of love poems, I found a site which really good. I just want to share the site here where you will be able to find more love related poems such as poem of love, lost love poem and much more....hope you will like it.

Friendship is not a game to play

2009-04-22T04:36:00.000-07:00

Here is a good friendship sms: Enjoy it!

Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!

Wise and friendship words

2009-04-15T04:36:00.001-07:00

Elements have made LOVE

2009-04-12T00:46:00.000-07:00

Entertainment is a part of life, without it you will feel alone. Afterall everyone have their own interest and ability to enjoy. It will be any kind of activity like this one which I'm doing right now... Here is some interesting and funny sms for you only......and don't forget to comment on...OK.

Sharing with you a good quote about LOVE.

Love is in the air, LOVE is on the earth.

Love is the fire and LOVE is the water.

It means the four elements have made LOVE.

Love u all...and wish you a happy day!

If you have any such thinking, shayris, sms you can share with me...

Again here good funny jokes

2009-04-10T03:40:00.000-07:00

After a long time I am writing....sorry friends as I was not here!!!
Why upset....I am here now! Enjoy this new latest funny sms and shayris!!!

Agar aap chahte hain ki aapke face par dhul-mitti na lage to..........
Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!!!

Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pahla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola?
Wife: Behan...!!!

Is Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun

2009-03-07T06:39:00.000-08:00

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,

"Is Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".

WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay, hisab bhej rahi hun. Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!

Usi se mohabat kyon hoti hai

2009-02-10T02:46:00.000-08:00

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Apni kismat se sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte, usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai.

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Ankho mein aansu ki tarah rahnewale,
Bheegi palko se tera didaar karte hai,
Tujhe pana to ek khawab hai,
Yeh jankar bhi Tumse pyaar karte hai.

Log aankhon mein doob jatein hain.

2009-01-18T02:35:00.000-08:00

Kon rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log chehro ko bhool jatey hain,
Tum samander kee baat karti ho,
Log aankhon mein doob jatein hain.
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Pani main pathar mat pheko,
Koi pani pita hai,
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai.

***visit how to make a good career and job opportunities too...

B.A.

2009-01-12T04:22:00.000-08:00

Munna: Tu kitna padha hai?
Pappu: B.A.
Munna: 2 achhar padha hai, woh bhi ulta.

Happy New Year 2009

2009-01-06T05:15:00.001-08:00

Hamne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,

Par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
Dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
Par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!

Bhora thakuk tomaar jibon anonde chirokaal,
Paao tumi sobaar bhalobasha o sneho chirokaal,
Ae icchar saathe wish koree tomaye,
Shubho Nabo Barsho 2009!

Aapko chahne wala nikla

2008-12-26T20:39:00.000-08:00

Hamne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,

Par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.

Dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,

Par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...

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Like to hear Hindi Songs, offcourse you love them. Here is the list of websites for the Hindi Songs download site. Download Hindi songs from these sites and enjoy the songs of your favourite movies and from albums.
DJmaza Songs FMW11 Muskurahat

Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya .....

2008-12-10T23:01:00.000-08:00

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

MURGA hamein jagaate the

2008-12-04T22:22:00.000-08:00

Ek zamana tha jab "Kukduku" karke,
MURGA hamein jagaate the,
Or aaj kal ka zamana dekho,
"Hamein" SMS karke,
"MURGO" ko jagana padta hai!

DOSTI SMS

2008-11-26T06:01:00.001-08:00

Zindagi me naye log hardum milenge,
kahi jada kahi kum milege.
Aitbaar zara soch ke karna,
mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milege.

Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rahne wale hum na the,
Kisi par mar mitne wale hum na the,
Woh to Aadat si ho gayi hai tumhe yaad karne ki
warna Kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the.

side affects

2008-11-21T23:13:00.000-08:00

Ram: Why should you cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Shyam: To avoid side affects.

FRIENDSHIP SMS & JOKES

2008-11-19T21:30:00.000-08:00

Dosti ghazal hai gungunane ke liye,
Dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
Yeh wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi,
Kyonki hosla chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.

Raat gumnam hota hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jilete hai ki,
Har lamha aap jaise khas DOSTO ke naam hota hai

sms bar bar milta hai.

2008-11-14T22:35:00.000-08:00

Is duniya mai teen tarah ke log khushnasib hote hai
Pahla wo jineh sacha pyar milta hai..
Dusra jinhe achha yaar milta hai
Teesra jineh mera sms bar bar milta hai.

USEFUL JAPANESE

2008-11-11T21:35:00.000-08:00

USEFUL JAPANESE

Welcome – yokoso
Good morning – ohayo gozaimasu
Good afternoon – konnichiwa
Good evening – konbanwa
Thank you – arigato gozaimasu
How much is this? – kore wa ikura desuka?
Where is A? – A wa, doko desuka?
Is it all right to take a photo? – shashin o totte mo ii desuka?
What country are you from? – O-kuni wa dochira desuka?

Vote for Sundarban

2008-11-11T21:29:00.000-08:00

Vote for Sundarban
http://www.new7wonders.com

Natural seven wonders competition is running in Lisbon. “Sundarban” the great forest of mangrove tree of West Bengal is stand on no. 10. There are 77 natural resources are in the list.

http://www.new7wonders.com

2008-11-08T21:12:00.000-08:00

I am very sorry not logging into the system for many days.

But now I am here and with me new messages, one is sent by my friend, who fears about our downfall of the friendship...

The message sent by her is like this:

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* Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, *

* Bina tere SMS ke dil bore ho raha hai, *

* Bahut time se yaad nahi kiya, *

* Kahi aisa to nahi ki apna dosti ka rishta, *

* Kamzor ho raha hai. *

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I replied the above message by saying:

" Kisne kaha aapse ki ham aapko bhul jayenge,

Dosti ki hai, marte woqt tak nibhayenge,

Gar mein gaya bhul, mere dost to aap bhi ho na huzoor?"

What do you think, its right or not? Comment plz.

MOBILE FRIENDSHIP SMS & JOKES

2008-11-02T22:23:00.000-08:00

Jindagi behaal hai, sur hai na taal hai,
Bicharo ki kya hadtaal hai, SMS inbox kangal hai,
Ek sms bhej de, meri mobile ki jindagi ka sawal hai.
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Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju,
Aap jaise logo ko khitab kya bheju,
Koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi,
Jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.
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Yun to hum takalluf kia nahi karte.
Darde dil lia nai karte!
Khudha ka shukria ada karo ki
Tmuhari humse dosti hai
Varna itne SMS hum kisi ko kia nahi karte!!

MISS YOU SMS

2008-11-01T01:57:00.000-07:00

A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U!

Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don't take you far away from the people who love and care you...including myself. Miss U too much!

No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!

Original Cute MySpace Graphics
Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.

Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.

DOST Se Mila Diya

2008-10-31T00:49:00.000-07:00

Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya,
Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya,
Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka,
Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise DOST Se Mila Diya.

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Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte,
Dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte,
Aap bhale mujhe bhul kar so jao,
Hum aapko yaad kia bina so nahi sakte.

So simple is to win

2008-10-30T02:30:00.000-07:00

So simple is to live;
So simple is to love;
So simple is to smile;
So simple is to win, but
So difficult it’s to be simple!
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So many ways to say 'I Love You',
But not enough words in the world to say "how much I Love U".

Najane kyu tujhe khone se darte hai

2008-10-29T21:19:00.000-07:00

Tanhiyon se nahi hum mehfil se darte hai
Duniya se nahi hum khud se darte hai
Yun to bahut kuch khoya hai humne
Najane kyu tujhe khone se darte hai

a sexy female lizard singing a song

2008-10-28T23:10:00.000-07:00

On the wall there were many lizards,
And a sexy female lizard singing a song,
At the end of the song, except sexy female lizard,
All other lizards fall down, why? Guess.......
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Because all other lizards are clapping after the song

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Happy Deepawali!!!

2008-10-26T23:55:00.000-07:00

Makki ki roti, nimbu ka aachar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyon ki bahar,
Mubarak ho aapko, Deepawali ka tyohar!
Happy Deepwali!!!

DIPAWALI Ka Yeh Pyara Tyohaar,
Jeewan Me Laye khusiya Apaar,
Laxmijee aaye Aapke Dwar,
Subhkamna Hamari Kare Sweekar!
"HAPPY DIPAWALI"

jayenge car mein aur aayenge akhbaar mein...

2008-10-23T22:40:00.000-07:00

I want to say sorry for my dearest friend, as because I can't response her yesterday, she was given me a sms in early morning, but at that time was on bed and didn't saw her message.

Today I saw this message and thanks her for being there. Please don't mind if you were hurt. Sorry bola na...

The part of the sms, which given by her, want to share with all my friends who visit this blog regularly. This is really a good sms...enjoy it

Wife:

Chalo na kahin car mein ghumne chalte hain Or car mein drive karungi.

Husband:

Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein aur aayenge akhbaar mein...

Isn't a good SMS. If you want to publish your SMS in this site send me your SMS in my e-mail.
Comments me. Thanks.

JANE KAB AA JAYE "SMS" APKA

2008-10-20T21:33:00.000-07:00

AAP JAISE DOST HUME KUCH KHAS LAGTE HAI,
MAN MEIN HAR WAQT HUM EK AAS RAKHTE HAI,
JANE KAB AA JAYE "SMS" APKA,
ISLIYE "MOBILE" KO DIL KE PASS RAKHTE HAI.

Pyar mein dard bhi mile....

2008-10-19T08:10:00.000-07:00

Ankhein to pyar mein dil ki zuban hoti hai,

Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,

Pyar mein dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana,

Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.

A Musical Night in Durgapur

2008-10-01T00:29:00.000-07:00

Sardarji Mar Jaoge...

2008-09-22T23:40:00.000-07:00

Tumhari Dosti Ne Mujhe Bahut Kuch Sikha Diya,
Meri Khamosh Zindagi Ko Jaise Hasa Diya,
Karzdaar Hoon Main Us Khuda Ka,
Jisne Mujhe Tum Jaise dost Se Mila Diya.

Sardar Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On Railway Track,
Man Says: Sardarji Mar Jaoge.
Sardar: Marega To Tu, Suna Nahi Train Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai...

Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..

2008-09-19T06:47:00.001-07:00

Baagon me phool khilte rahenge,
Raat ko diye jalte rahenge..
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesa,
baki tang to hum hamesa karte rahenge.

Guzre hue zamane ki yaad aati hai..
Kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai..
woh subah rangeen woh sham nirali.
Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai

kuch pal to aapke paas hote

2008-08-31T22:01:00.000-07:00

Kaash...hum ek SMS hote,

ek click mein aapke paas hote.

bhale aap hume delete kar dete,

par kuch pal to aapke paas hote.

"wherever u go our network follows u"

2008-08-28T21:08:00.000-07:00

Before marriage, man is AIRTEL..
"aisi aazadi aur kahan.."..
after marriage...he becomes HUTCH....
"wherever u go our network follows u"

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

Dosti Gunaah hai to hone na dena

2008-08-23T02:40:00.000-07:00

Tum bhulakar to dekho mujhe,
har khushi tumse rooth jaayegi.
Jab bhi sochoge doston ke bare mein,
yaad khud-b-khud hamari aayegi.

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Dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,
dosti khuda hai to khone na dena.
Karte ho dosti jab kisi se,
to kabhi us dost ko rone na dena.

milega na aapko hum jesa koi

2008-08-05T09:11:00.000-07:00

Dilo ko khareedne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai,
padhe bhi to kya padhe yaaron
mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

khata to ho jana khafa

2008-07-27T01:53:00.000-07:00

Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi ki mar hi jaye hum.

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

2008-07-19T03:00:00.001-07:00

Waqt guzarta raha par saanse thami si thi,

muskura rahe the hum,

par ankho me nami si thi,

saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

2008-07-16T23:34:00.000-07:00

SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS SMS Dekha, kitne saare SMS bheje........ Kuch sikho mujhse!!!

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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ek bigadti hai to "BANDH" ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

Cool Funny Jokes

2008-07-09T04:22:00.000-07:00

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji,agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Boy to girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Some computer related funny jokes

2008-07-05T03:36:00.000-07:00

Kal jab mile the....to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...your file not found!

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

love jokes for you

2008-06-30T05:00:00.000-07:00

Phool khilte rahein zindagi ki raah mein,
Hashi chamakti rahein aapki nigaah mein,
Kadam-kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko…
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Ankhein to pyar mein dil ki zubaan hoti hai,
Sachi chahat to sada bezubaan hoti hai,
Pyar mein dard bhi mile to kya gam,
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawaan hoti hai.

FUNNY JOKES <> LOVE JOKES <> LOVE SMS

2008-06-27T03:36:00.000-07:00

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
Na karenge kisi se wada,
Par kya kare dost mila itna pyara
Ki karna pada dosti ka wada.

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Samja do apni yaado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar sataate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

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Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

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Movie titles related to engg students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Boley to monthly pass ka kya lega Mammu??

2008-06-20T02:52:00.000-07:00

Principal to Munnabhai: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to pahli baar Rs. 100/-, dusri baar 200/- and tisri baar Rs. 500/-.
Munnabhai: Boley to monthly pass ka kya lega Mammu??

Mita sakte ho to mita do meri yaadein

2008-06-20T02:47:00.000-07:00

Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge mujhe,
Jitna bhi dur jaon najdik paoge mujhe,
Mita sakte ho to mita do meri yaadein,
Par kya "Sapna" se juda kar paoge mujhe.

"Sapna" kisi aur ka

2008-06-18T02:11:00.000-07:00

Main jis din bhula du tera pyar dil se,
Woh din akhri ho meri zindagi ka,
Yeh Ankhen usi raat andhi ho jaye,
Jo tere siva dehken "Sapna" kisi aur ka

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Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,
Murkar na dekh beete hue pal
Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,
Jo mil gaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal

Put ur mobile in water

2008-06-11T00:34:00.000-07:00

>>(((
I send this fish a sign of friendship plz take care of it &
keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish won’t
die.

Mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi....

2008-06-05T09:10:00.000-07:00

Aasman ke tarein aksar pucha karte hai,

Kya tumhe ab bhi intezaar hai, uske laut aane ka,

Aur dil muskura kar kahta hai,

Mujhe to ab bhi yakeen nahi, uske chale jaane ka.

One American and An Indian

2008-06-05T09:07:00.000-07:00

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari

2008-05-28T04:16:00.000-07:00

Din raat tumhe yaad karte hain
yai jaan tumpe kurban karte hain
milnay ki toh bohot chahat hotie hai
per milnay kai baad judai sai dharte hain

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Dil me itni bekarari na thi.
Zindagi itni pyari na thi.
Zindagi zindagi lagti na thi.
Jab tak aapse mulaqat na thi..

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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamari,
Aankhon mein hamari aansoo hain to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi...

2008-05-21T00:12:00.000-07:00

Khayalo ko kisi ahat ki aas rahati hai,
nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyass hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere ek SMS bin tabiyat udaas rahti hai.

Live live like that

2008-05-18T03:32:00.000-07:00

Pani se pyaas na bujhi to maykhane ki taraf chal nikla,

Socha shikayat karoon teri khuda se,

Magar khuda bhi tera ashiq nikla

Phool khilte rahein zinagi ki raah mein,

Hasii chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein,

Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko,

Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko…

Ankhein to pyar mein dilki zuban hoti hai,

sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,

pyar mein dard bhi mile to kya gam,

suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.

Love SMS

2008-05-07T02:56:00.000-07:00

A close friend of mine sent me the some good jokes which I share below, enjoy it and if you have jokes want to publish in this column then send it to me here.

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
Us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

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Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
Kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
Hamein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Some good jokes

2008-05-02T05:46:00.000-07:00

Devdas paro ke ghar ke aage susu karta hua pakra gaya
Puchne par bataya mohabbat mein dil aisa tuta,
Ki kambhakat aansu ne bhi apna raasta badal liya.

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Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar achcha nahi lagta,
Duniya walo ko ikrar ahccha nahi lagta,
Jab tak ladka ladki bhaag na jayein,
Inko pyaar sachcha nahi lagta.

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara farz tha batana,
Garmi suru ho gayee hai,
Daya kar ke roj nahana...

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Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi, Apno ka pyaar,
Sawan ki barsaat, Kisi ka intezaar,
Mubarak ho aapko, garmi ki yeh bahaar...

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Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gayee hai,
Gam ke saagar mein is kadar kho gayee hai,
Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumhari SMS ki aadat si ho gayee hai.

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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekhli aur usne suicide karli,
Tum mujhse waada karo ki tum kabhi aaina nahi dekhoge plz....

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Us pyaari si surat ka phir ek baar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hum yeha,
ab aur na intezaar de,
aawaz mat suna, e-zaalim magar,
ek baar missed call to maar de...

cigarate ke dhuyen ne bhi aapaki tasveer banai

2008-04-19T21:51:00.000-07:00

Ek tanha taat me aapki yaad aayi,
Tanhai mitane ko hamne ek cigarate jalai,
Na jane kaisi kayamat chhai ki,
cigarate ke dhuyen ne bhi aapaki tasveer banai.

jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

2008-04-19T21:50:00.000-07:00

Na jarurat hai sitaron ki,
na jarurat hai faltu yaron ki,
baas Pyar chahiye aap ka,
jo waat laga de hazaron ki.

karna pada dosti ka vaada

2008-04-19T02:24:00.000-07:00

Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara
ki karna pada dosti ka vaada

Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya

2008-04-19T02:22:00.000-07:00

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya,
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya

Yo Mama Jokes

2008-04-16T02:44:00.000-07:00

Aap Jaise Dost Jabse Mile

2008-04-16T02:40:00.000-07:00

Ab Aur Manzil Paane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jaise Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi

Dosto ki is kataar me, hum kaha aate hai.

2008-04-16T02:34:00.000-07:00

Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
Kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai,
Hum aapse yehi puchna chahte hai ki,
Dosto ki is kataar me, hum kaha aate hai.

Pyaar dekar jeena sikha diya aapne

2008-04-12T22:07:00.000-07:00

Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
Aankhon ko ek chand dikha diya aapne,
Hamein jindagi to di kisi aur ne,
Par itna pyaar dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.