Funny jokes for you.............enjoy this!

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.

First player came from Germany, and swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes an Indian player, he took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away.

Then the judge asked "Kya Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Player replied, "Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"

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God comes and says :- "I want the men to form two queues :- one queue for men who had control over their women and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women.

Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.

God returns, the women are gone, and there are two queues.

The queue for men who were controlled by their women is 10 miles long, and in the queue for men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God is flabbergasted and says, " All you men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your women.

Only one of my sons stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this queue?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

What kind of -ESE are you???

An interesting joke in my mail: read it....

A white American was sitting next to a Japanese on the plane on way from Tokyo to LA. Then American looks to the Japanese and asks, "Tell me, what kind of -ESE are you?" and he laughed.

The confused Japanese thought for a while and asked back, "Sorry sir, but I do not know what you are asking."

So arrogant American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you? Why it is difficult to respond" Japanese was still confused.

The American, now irritated yelled, "What kind of -ESE are you. Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese and or what?"

The embarrassed Japanese smiled and replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of ‘-KEE’ are you".

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -KEE am I?"

The Japanese said, "Well are you a Yankee, Donkee, or a Monkee?"

Kaal theke dekhchi tumi jakhuni KISS korcho, nijer chokh ta bandho karcho na, kano bolo to??

Here is something funny and joky.......which was forwarded by a friend.....the original joke came in Bengali language, must read....and enjoy....

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Premika:  Kaal theke dekhchi tumi jakhuni KISS korcho, nijer chokh ta bandho karcho na, kano bolo to??
Premi: Na...emon kono kaaran nei.....
Premika: Na...kichu to ache, er aage dine tumi to chokh bando kore chumu (KISS) kheyechile, bolo.
Premi: Sei din aamar uporer pocket theke ekti 100 takar note kom chilo.

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I am translating the above bengali joke in English below: read and enjoy...

Lover girl: Why your eyes open wild, when taking KISS.
Lover boy: No...there is no any special cause for it.....
Lover girl: No...you're hidden somthing, previous days you always take kiss by shut ur eyes...please tell me.
Lover boy: On that day I found less an One Hundred Rupees note.